Nestled in the heart of Hanoi, The Oriental Jade Hotel is the Beyoncé of accommodations – it has everything you need and some.
Picture this: air-conditioned rooms that make polar bears jealous, an outdoor swimming pool to make your Instagram followers envious, free WiFi (because living in the Dark Ages is so last season), and a fitness center for those moments when you feel guilty about all the pho you’ve been devouring.
Now, let’s talk about the digs. Each room is a Pinterest board come to life – complete with a desk for doodling profound thoughts, a flat-screen TV for Netflix binging, and a private bathroom because sharing is so 2000-and-late.
And get this: all rooms come with a safety deposit box – because your collection of knockoff watches is priceless.
Are you feeling fancy? Some rooms even have balconies for those dramatic Romeo and Juliet moments or city views for when you want to pretend you’re a sophisticated spy.
The rooms also feature bed linen and towels softer than a kitten’s hug. They’re so fluffy you might consider packing them in your suitcase.
But wait, there’s more! The hotel serves breakfast in three fabulous styles – buffet, à la carte, or continental. It’s a breakfast lover’s paradise.
And when hunger strikes later in the day, there’s a restaurant on-site serving Vietnamese, Asian, and European cuisine. Vegans, vegetarians, and lactose-intolerant friends, fear not – they’ve got options for you, too.
Now, if you’re wondering what’s around, this place is a stone’s throw away from St. Joseph Cathedral, Trang Tien Plaza, and Hoan Kiem Lake.
The airport is a mere 16 miles away, but don’t worry about the hassle – they’ve got a paid airport shuttle that’s probably more reliable than your last Tinder date.
So, what are you waiting for in the grand tradition of infomercials? Pack your bags, book your stay at The Oriental Jade Hotel, and prepare for a comfort level that even your grandma’s secret cookie recipe can’t compete.
Your dream vacation is just a click away – treat yourself.
